You’ve Got Mail!
I can’t believe I forgot to post this when I did it, but this fall, I rented a PO box for business purposes, which means that anyone from the internet can now send me mail again! This hasn’t been an option since I moved to Elmvale and stopped sharing a PO box with Scratching Post in 2005!
Of course, now that we live in a dystopian hellscape that we’re all just trying to survive, I’m sure sending me mail is not on anyone’s priority list. But if it is, here’s my address!
Easy Copy & Paste
Sunny Crittenden
PO Box 3083
Elmvale, ON
L0L 1P0
CANADA
Please do not send me bodily fluids/excrement of any kind (not limited to, but including human), anything that ticks, or anything alive or previously alive1.
The last time I had a PO box, people sent me the weirdest shit, like the time I posted that my favourite candy was Walnut Whips from the UK and someone sent me an envelope full of empty wrappers, or that time I got the craziest fan letter from an American dude named Wolfgang, that included not one, but TWO wallet-sized Sears portraits:
I mean, it’s sweet in its own way, just seriously misguided and lacking social graces/boundaries…😅
So, feel free to send me love letters, I’ll certainly keep them, but I’ll probably post them on my site for all to see at some point, even if it is 23 years later! Mostly I’m looking for art, letters, and postcards because…
I LOVE MAIL!
I love sending and receiving mail! I have an excellent relationship with my local postal lady! So, if you ever wanted to send me anything, now you can! (Not that anyone will, but the option is there!)
- Unless you wanna send me cool taxidermy, that’d probably be awesome. ↩︎
